My Dark and Twisted Thoughts

Meme thing from Kitters

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:53:17 GMT

Go to Google and do the following:

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kristin needs to move...I know...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: . Kristin looks like hell on the airplane

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Kristin Says We’ll Cry Tonight

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Kristin wants to move....hell yes!

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Kristin does the Napoleon Dynamite Dance...fuck no

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Kristin hates laundry....which I am doing right now

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Kristin likes to whore it up for the camera....omg..thats funny but true :P

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Kristin eats a burrito...wtf?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Kristin was arrested for a DUI and murder....

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: Kristin loves Christmas.....no I don't

Writer's Block: Seven

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:41:12 GMT

Which of the seven deadly sins—sloth, greed, lust, gluttony, anger, envy, and pride—are you most likely to commit?

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Sloth, not really. I have my lazy days but I still get things accomplished on those lazy days.

Greed, yea no so much. There are very few times where I am am greedy.

Lust, well I may like several guys/celebrities, I am not lusting after them.

Gluttony, surprisingly enough I am not one to be gluttonous anymore.

Anger, I have my temper at times but I can be rather levelheaded

Envy, its a waste of my time to try and keep up with the jones'

Pride is the one I think I would most easily commit. I am a bit too headstrong and confident in myself. I sometimes can get carried away with that and become to prideful or boastful.

"when you love someone but it goes to waste"

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 05:50:00 GMT

I miss Evan playing these for me

when you have a coldplay moment somehow he just does it better for me

Planogram

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:56:46 GMT

Planogram has officially killed the Kristin

resetting the infant hard lines, all the bottles, nipples, sippy cups, clothes, car seats, mattresses, crib etc has killed the Kristin. I was up for 28 hours yesterday got 7 hours of sleep, Ive been up for 14ish hours and I go sleep for 5. It was hard work but good work. I can say hey I helped build this, and that, its a good sense of pride in what we do. Although my hands were bleeding thanks to the shelf labels biting back at me.

gnight all until this afternoonish

mini updates

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:32:11 GMT

I went out with Kyle last night, shot pool for a couple of hours. We got to catch up on the past month's events or so, give each other a hard time, just be us for a while. Both he and I have been uber busy that just time to relax, hang with each other is something we both needed.

Been looking for an engine for Will's car the past several days and I hope with today's leads we found one.

Working out with chelle, cleaning up my room/going through shit in my room. I just want to consolidate a ton of stuff, move stuff around etc.

Hoping by the end of the week I get the chance to hang out with Mike again

I guess that's it, oh and as far as work....I am now on overnights 10pm-8am for 4 days, then 3 days off.

Writer's Block: Honey Bear

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:35:54 GMT

Happy birthday, A. A. Milne! Not coincidentally, it's also Winnie the Pooh Day. Which resident of Pooh Corner do you identify with the most?

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That is a simple answer, T-I-double G- RRR!....I am so a Tigger! I would rather kill pooh and that damn piglet. FOR ALL US TIGGERS!

Safe Sex

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:54:27 GMT

Here are tips from your favorites Hugh Laurie and Steven Fry on "safe sex"

meme thingy

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:26:50 GMT

What type of Fae are you?

I have a dirty thumb

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:38:30 GMT

So I was supposed to go to bed like an hour ago but I got Disney's "robin hood" stuck in my head. So I flip on you tube and I'm watching the whole movie again. I love that it takes me back to when I was 4 and I would ask my grandfather to watch it with me all the time. It's one of my favorite Disney movies of all time for many reasons, but that feel good feeling of taking me back 18 years with Him is worth it. Not to mention I love Peter Ustinov (prince john, you should've seen him on "The Muppet Show" (season 1 episode 12 ).

here are all 3 parts of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LPX0nf37H4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R8i-mN8mVM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjoonE_6JOo

My mini vacation

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:31:22 GMT

So for my mini vacation, things didn't go as first planned but it still was a KICK ASS time.

Heather came down from Milwaukee and Will came over from Waukegan. Chelle joined the mix and we went to go shoot some pool at the pool house up the road. Will and Chelle were on a team, kitters and I the other team. We all had fun playing pool, will was teaching chelle, giving tips etc. I was playing rather well, I didn't realize that I was far along. Even though I have been playing off and on for 4 years, I didn't think I had those skillz. I think I'm no longer a beginner at it.

okies, more to come later chelle is here

Edit:// (1:17pm the next day)

So after shooting pool for a couple of hours we came back to the house, joined by a Matt and started "booze time." There were various meads to try thanks to Will, mandarin vokda *yummy* thanks to kitters, and vodka. We all had our fair share of drinks, matt didn't have any (sober driver, but chelle sampled. Soon after midnight chelle and matt left, and the three of us stayed up a little bit still drinking. We all were making rather interesting jokes, references, jabs at each other etc. We were laughing so hard on some of them that we were crying. Kitters and Will passed out on the couch, tried waking them up, wasn't happening. So I brought down pillows and blankets for them. They would wake up at some point and figure it out.

New Year's day we pretty much stayed home because most of town was closed. So guitar hero all day for the most of it. Taking turns playing, watching Will play etc. Again making rather interesting jokes, jabs etc. It was a quiet day, mom made a yummy brunch of ham, potatoes, sweet corn, other assorteds.

Kitters stayed an extra night, but she slept in my bed, will on the couch, and I in my sitting room. Friday we kinda woke up slowly, went to the mall for brunch then had to head back home. Kitters needed to get her stuff together and head back to go to work, Will had to head back to wauk town to take mutt and phil up on saturday.

Chelle and I didn't want either of them leaving, we wanted to hang out some more. *sighs* but there is always next time! woot!

Maren..daddy do something with her

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:46:24 GMT

Kristin: not innocent! not innocent!

8:38pm Maren: Hah! Is there PROOF though?
8:39pm Kristin: yes yes yes, u hang out with theron, jesh, and william, u claim them

8:39pm Maren

I'm so innocent that they're corruption flies right over my head...

3:)3:)

8:40pm Kristin

*falls to the floor laughing*

omg I can't breathe

8:41pm Maren

O.oO.o Breath, breath, I can't do CPR over the internet, it doesn't work!

8:41pm Kristin

*still laughing*

8:42pm Maren

But everyone knows if you have red hair and freckles you must be sweet and kind un-bad.

8:43pm Kristin

how far out has your nose grown?

8:43pm Maren

I can hang stuff on it by now.

zombie

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:30:08 GMT

I know that Evan and Oz are in town right now and were hoping to see me this morning. Its just not going to happen. After setting ad, we flexed seasonal merchandise, put out merchandise, then re shopped a TON. I had to work about 1.5 hours longer than scheduled to get everything done by opening.

I love you guys but I am going to fall over now for at least 3 hours..then I have family obligations to take care of, and I am going to catch hell for not going to see my grandparents today because I want to sleep. (for like 3 hours)

Sorry guys, I love you and rufus but its just pushing me too far

......

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:19:30 GMT

I want to get laid

that is all

Happy Holidays

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:01:08 GMT

May the holiday times be something special for each of you, and may it be safe. :D

wtf mates?

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:39:29 GMT

Why did I date him for 4 years? Honestly?

Now after he ended it, he won't/cannot leave me alone. He decides to IM me tonight, just to see how things are going, whats up in my life etc. Then tries to get me riled up about hey he is going out with all of his friends, female friends at that, every night. I don't care, his freeport friends are going to land him in jail, or dead.

I know we still have stuff to sort through as far as stuff...im half tempted to say fuck it. Its not worth it, but I'm not sure what all I have left...I know I'm missing somethings.

How old are we honestly.

mmk
gotta get ready for work

effin snow

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:36:45 GMT

so 10+ inches later of snow

cleaning driveway then being plowed back into the driveway

work

my body is tired from shoveling because it wasn't the light powder snow, plus work

gah I need sleep

ill go watch mike rowe to reset my sleeping schedule to third shift *grumbles* Only two more weeks of this 3rd shift shit well from target at least *maybe picking up a second job as a manager 3rd shift though*

effin snow....and more is a coming

oh will you should call me, why because you love me and we need to talk about stuffs

Car is kicking my ass

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:49:35 GMT

So I went to start up my car, after last night having a dream that it wouldn't start. I fucking hate my rather insightful dreams. Demon wouldn't start. His ignition wires have been questionable at best here of late and apparently they decided to say fuck you. So no work for me, which it was supposed to be my day off today but I picked up hours.. They didn't even notice that I picked up hours. *shakes head* So for now Demon sits in the driveway until I can get some money to pay for his repairs. It has to be fixed by at the very latest January 5th, when I have to get Benji from the airport. Its going to run me about 300 bucks to fix this problem. If somethings I am selling on ebay sell then Ill have the money in time and I won't have to take almost a whole paycheck to fix him. Now lets hope the wedding dress, the veil, the slip that goes with the dress, the bridesmaid dress, the guest book/pen set, flower girl basket, ring bearer pillow get the money that I need. I really don't want to have to sell my engagement ring for fixing this car or buying a new one.

I need a second job but my hours at target won't let me get another job right now. I won't be able to get that second job until mid January when retail slows down.

On a side note I think I forgot to mention that when you take a shower in mutt's claw footed bath tub/shower, you get this undeniable sexy feeling. I was taking a shower and I felt damn sexy, I didn't know why, I just did. Apparently it has that affect on people, so now I want her tub.

I think I should go clean the house seeing as I am home.

My misadventures in Waukegan, Libertyville, and Chicago

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:39:41 GMT

Sunday night I decided to go to waukegan because sitting at home thinking about what happened between Yon and I would not be in my best interest. So packed up my shit and drove to waukegan. I found a benji and a mutters with the two puppies! So soon after I get there we head off to go on adventures. We pick up a jameson, who is rather neat and interesting. Benji drove us down to the northside of Chicago, Wrigley wasn't too far away. Omg! NORTH SIDE!

Then after finding a parking spot, finding a Tyne, we went to go see "milk" at the clark street theater. The movie was awesome, laughed in lots of spots, cried in others. It was a good movie, with really good acting by sean penn and james defranco. It was nice to have Tyne, ben and I on same wave lengths, then mutt chime in etc. The laughing certainly helped me out immensely. Then after the movie we had our fun being random and searching for food. Then some how, I blame mutt, we got onto a cockney accent..wait a sec I think I am to blame for that one...shit...we were confusing the cops, people at the bus stops etc...

okay ill have to finish this in a moment...too many damn conversations with a mutt, theron and kitters

Edit:// (12:06am)

We at at clarks, still talking in carious accents, louder than any of the drunks there. *laughs* we were the sober ones! Tyne dropped her keys on the ground, Ben went underneath the table to look for them, had to go between our legs, various comments were made etc. I finally had a monte cristo sammich after the longest time! omg was it ever nummy!

Now on the way to clarks it was raining, then it start to sleet, then hail, then ice over while we ate. We left clarks and the city was one sheet of ice. So walking back to the car on ice with the WIND HOWLING, made it interesting. benji let me drive home, which was fun in some spots, and interesting in others.

Sleep was little at best with Ty Ty in bed with me, plus the wind howling, but it was comforting.

Woke up sometime in the morning several times thanks to Ty Ty, got up and moving, then headed to Wildberry's ! I had my strawberry cheesecake french toast, sampled mutt's pumpkin carrot cake pancakes, and about had an orgasm over the numminess.

Then dropped off the jameson and teh mutters. Ben and I packed up my little car and head off to Milwaukee to drop him off at the airport. I was sad to see him go, but I stole his scarf. *evil laugh*

The laughter the day or so I was out there was much needed. The hugs and love was much needed. I got to have nice long deep conversations with benji, got mass amounts of love from him, and celebrated sissy's bday.

I know there was more, but late night conversations with the ones you love took over.

gods I need sleep this damn snow, ice, snow, cold shit doesn't make me or my car happy.

shrugs

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 03:19:35 GMT

for some reason this week I feel off...something isn't clicking. emotionally i'm blank, not there, I really don't know.

*shrugs* I guess 8-10 hours of work just may put things into perspective

Writer's Block: Coast Range

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:19:31 GMT

If you had to choose, would you rather live in the mountains or by the ocean?

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Simple Ill take Portland, Oregon. That way I can have my mountains, the ocean isn't too far away and hell there is a Benji there. I plan on retiring there anyway so why not be a stowaway.

a treat for myself

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:25:13 GMT

I decided once all the bill get paid which will be by the end of this month I am going to treat myself to some new clothes. Some that make me look good and something I would normally not go for ie semi girly clothes. I've been dropping some serious weight and will continue to so as the smaller I get the cuter my clothing options get.

I need your help in helping me pick the best one out of the bunch. So please comment!

For tops:

Option 1:

http://shop.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?dept=CurvierWoman&category=&view=detail&productid=DE-C8-3204X&startColor=Black&groupName=PlusTops&page=

Option 2:

http://shop.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?dept=CurvierWoman&category=&view=detail&productid=DE-C8-2201X&startColor=Onyx&groupName=PlusTops&page=

Option 3:

http://shop.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?dept=CurvierWoman&category=&view=detail&productid=DE-C8-2208X&startColor=Sapphire&groupName=PlusTops&page=

Option 4: (i really like)

http://shop.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?view=detail&dept=CurvierWoman&productid[]=DE-C8-3210X&startColor[]=Black&groupName=PlusTops

Option 5:

http://shop.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?dept=CurvierWoman&category=&view=detail&productid=DE-C8-2503X&startColor=Nightengale&groupName=PlusJacketsBlazers&page=

For jeans

http://shop.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?dept=CurvierWoman&category=&view=detail&productid=DE-C8-3407X&startColor=Indigo&groupName=PlusJeans&page=

Ill find some other stuffs later

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:36:25 GMT

so....take one tired Kristin who has a headache she cannot shake. No pop, sleep, medicine etc will touch it. mmk, lets take temperature to see if that is the reason. Rule out everything else before thinking its a fever.

Normal body temp for me: 96.0 F
Temp I had this morning: 103.1 F

hmmm...maybe working in a pharmacy today really isn't that great of an idea. So I call into work talk to Kyle, tell him my temp., and he tells me to stay home. So I read, nap, read, nap, watch tv, nap, medicate...repeat. I cough, it hurts my head, I sneeze and start to swear because of the pain, and I am overall bear like and owly. I go from hotter than hell to shivering etc...medicate...medicate...medicate...

so I sleep now because I HAVE to work tomorrow. Fever or not I HAVE to work, lets just hope I can break this fever. I am down to about 100...so I should be able to break it before 9am tomorrow.

oh and on the emotional scale for me today it sucked. I didn't sleep well last night because all my dreams were about Yon. Him wanting me back, going on like nothing ever happened, us married with kids etc....ALL NIGHT long...emotional meltdown this morning. I almost went postal this morning hearing about this horrible animal/puppy mill hoarders. They had like 250 tiny ass cages with tons of puppies in them, and the cages were infested with roaches. I started to get mad at the hoarders, wanted them dead, play wack a mole with their heads, then I got too angry, which in turn hurt my head, started to swear because of pain then, passed out in sleeps.

Oh it was a good day for me...and I want to get laid.

Drifts

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:51:43 GMT

So I slept in today knowing that when I got to work I would be asked to stay later than scheduled. The store is open until 11pm, no cashiers were scheduled past 10 pm. FLAW. Apparently they had to rearrange the schedule due to payroll cuts/sales cuts etc...obie kabie.

So I stayed until midnight and the store manager was very pleased. Go outside its fucking snowing again, and the wind is howling. I mean HOWLING and making snow drifts. Yea for driving home. Lanes on the road? what lanes, cannot fucking see them thanks to drifting snow, the heavy snow falling, and ice. So my normal 15 minutes home was more like 35 minutes plus having to take roads I know by heart as to avoid "where is the fucking lane?!!!!" issue.

I'm home, safely. I'm warming up, and finding food. I have to stay up later than planned because I need to switch the sleeping schedule yet again for my over night tomorrow. Speaking of which I was told by the girl who stuffs the ad into the holders, its HUGE. Not just one side HUGE, like the WHOLE FUCKING STORE HUGE. We have 5 people, one who just does softlines takedown/setup, then all the end caps. She has to go home early in order to go to a wake or something sunday. idk. I am in charge of green side which is: market, seasonal, chemicals, paper, health and beauty, pharmacy, optical, small appliances, and something else. Apparently HBA (health and beauty) is HUGE, as well as market. Andrew, who is in charge of blue side, has TONS for electronics, movies, music, and books. We aren't even talking about domestics. So for the 5 of us we have to bust our asses to get this done by 8am sunday morning. This weeks was huge, we got done around 6:30am....oh boy...

gnight folks, fucking snow drifts

I tend to be less evil then family apparently

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:23:14 GMT

You Are 86% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.

The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

Happy birthday mom!

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:18:32 GMT

My mother celebrated her 43rd birthday today. (biological father is 47, scary thinking my "daddy" Theron is much younger)

So in celebration for her birthday, I cooked supper. My famous blue cheese/mushroom BBQ burgers, various fruits and veggies, and nummy things. Then I baked a two layer cake for her, with awesome frosting. I did all of this between 5:30pm and 6:45 ish...damn good I must say.

I got her some various chocolate treats and trinkets that I know she would love. Being broke doesn't allow me to do what I wanted to do for her birthday. While eating supper/dessert we watched "Hairspray". She hadn't seen it and I love the movie. We were laughing our asses off and I know she had a good time watching the movie.

Yea for Taproot cds!!!!!